Round two of 'Quotes from outside my English classroom'.
Please keep in mind that the opinions expressed in these quotes are not necessarily the same as my opinions. There may be a bit of language in this, but hey, the people who put these up are university students, so it's to be expected.
'The answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42' -Douglas Adams
'The surest sign that intelligent life exists somewhere out in space is that none of it has tried to contact us. -Calvin and Hobbes
'And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, 'cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.' -Monty Python
To believe everything and to doubt nothing is to avoid thinking about anything.
Do you deserve your brain today?
Have you ever thought to question everything you have ever known to find out if it is what you truly believe?
It is better to be feared than loved.
Whatever lies behind you, whatever lies ahead of you, is nothing compared to that which lies within you.
5/4 of Americans have trouble with fractions.
What can you say about a society that thinks God is dead and Elvis is alive?
Give a man a bullet and he'll want a gun. Give a man a gun and you've got a lot of dead men with bullets in them.
When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. -Robert Heinlien
Just have fun and don't take yourself too seriously.
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. -Al Capone
Hope springs eternal.
A professor is a person who talks in someone else's sleep.
University is a love/hate relationship. They hate us, they love our money. -Pissed off university student.
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