Alakarda: *folds hands* Welcome back. After ďCOULD YOU BE MINE?Ē I felt Suguru-san needed a break. So I browsed the Fushigi Yuugi sections, and found this little gem. ďOne NightĒ, a fic so awful that it makes a mockery of one of my favourite pairings. So, I gathered an MSTer from the Universe of Shi Jin Ten Chi Sho Ė
Nuriko: -_- She got me here. Can we just get this over with? I have an Emperor to chase.
Alakarda: Right you are, Nuri-san! This fic is R rated, so donít say I didnít warn you.
Nuriko: But you didnít Ė
Alakarda: WARNING Ė this fic is R rated.
Alakarda: Really, thatís quite an original title. Up there in the
golden seats with ďOnce Upon a TimeĒ.
>> It was a rainy night then .
Nuriko: *blinkblink* Then...what?
>> and hotohori was having a hard time sleeping.
Nuriko: ^_~ Damn straight.
>> Just then he heard a loud thump on the other room he knew it was
>> Nuriko's room he thought
Alakarda: He knew it was Nurikoís room, he thought? The hell?
Nuriko: My room has never been next to Hotohori-samaís. *wistful sigh* A girl can dream.
Alakarda: Youíre male.
Nuriko: *wistful sigh* So I am.
>> something must be wrong w/ him.
Alakarda: *twitch* Letís just skip over that.
>> he's so beautiful next to me
Nuriko: Something must be wrong with me because Iím beautiful next to him? Thatís encouraging.
Alakarda: ...So youíre only beautiful when youíre next to him?
Nuriko: -.- What a way to kick me when Iím down.
>>.. yeah.. not only is he a guy.
>> a beautiful guy.. wish he was a girl.
Nuriko: *splutter* Excuse me? Hotohori-sama is NOT that shallow.
>> Hotohori got up and leaned onto the door of Nuriko's room
Alakarda: ...thatís a new way of knocking...
>> after how many seconds.
Nuriko: Five. And a quarter. I was counting.
>> "Your highness was raised
>> full of respect and dignity right?"
Alakarda: Respect? When did that happen?
>> Hotohori, surprised started to raise his sword
>> towards the voice. "Whoa it's me emperor.
Alakarda: ...Heika the Horse?
Nuriko: So it would seem.
Alakarda: ^_^ Whee! Random comma.
>> why the heck were you peeking in my room, you might as well know that I am a man"
Nuriko: Hotohori-sama is narcissistic, but he isnít STUPID.
>> "Yes I know I was just curious
Alakarda: (as Hotohori) Iíve never seen another man before.
>> I thought I heard something in there" Hotohori replied softly
Alakarda: (as Hotohori) I just thought you might have been...well...
Alakarda: (as Hotohori) I mean, itís not that Iím perverted or anything, but you might have been...well...
Alakarda: (as Hotohori) ...making toasties.
Nuriko: Where did you get that?
Alakarda: Try being friends with Yuffie.
>> "Well I was drinking and I think I got a little bit on the drunk side
Nuriko: (as OOC Nuriko) ...it never usually happens...I mean, drinking, getting drunk... theyíre not usually connected, yíknow?
>> that's why.
Alakarda: Since when do you bounce off walls when youíre drunk?
>>hey why don' t you come join me
Nuriko: ^_~ Come here my dear...
Alakarda: o.o Nuri-san?
Alakarda: Donít ever do that again.
>>there's more inside". "Yeah. yeah sure" Hotohori said as they went in.
Alakarda: Iím lost.
Nuriko: Me too.
>> "It's long been gone. manhood? Aaaaaah,
Nuriko: How sweeeeet!
>> No way can I go back there!
Alakarda: Back? To manhood? Nuri-san, are you a woman?
Nuriko: -_- Why even bother to ask?
>>He he , you know what,
Alakarda: *knows* What?
>> men are cute too rather than having women in bed"
Nuriko: ^_^ True, true.
Alakarda: *no comment*
>>.. "Ahem have you tried it .. I mean sleeping w/ men?"
>>Hotohori asked stuttering "Yeah lots of times,
Nuriko: *indignant* I HAVE NOT!
Alakarda: Donít worry, youíre not saying this. Hotohoriís asking it, while stuttering.
Nuriko: Heikaís a slut?
Alakarda: So decrees the bad paragraphing.
>> well anyway, how 'bout you all mighty emperor bet you didn't have X
Alakarda: ^^ If youíre going to take heroin, take ecstasy instead Ė the lethal dosage rate is much higher.
>> while you're still living up to now."
Both: Said what now?
>> Hotohori didn't reply anymore.
Alakarda:...letís just assume they stopped talking.
Nuriko: Yes. Why yes, they did.
Alakarda: ...yes, Nuriko, sorry begins with the letter S! WELL DONE!
>> 'bout that emperor" Nuriko said coming close to him.
>> "I just have to blow it off
>> my chest"
Nuriko: I will not enquire as to the anatomical precision of ďblowing off your chestĒ.
>> he said placing his hands on Hotohori's face
Alakarda: And clawing his eyes out.
>>"loving a man doesn't mean it's bad"
Alakarda: No, it just means that a lot of fangirls will crowd at your windows to watch you make out. ^_^
>> continued Nuriko his mouth near him .
Nuriko: My mouth is always near me. It is, I like to think, firmly attached.
>> the emperor was thinking what to do he could let Nuriko take him
>> but he loved Miaka
>> ... but there's no harm in trying.
Nuriko: Heika-sama is NOT just a sexual tourist!
>> Nuriko started kissing Hotothori
Alakarda: No, but apparently ďHotothoriĒ is.
>> while slowly sliding
>> and taking off his clothes
>> .."I promise I'll be careful with
Alakarda: (as OOC Nuriko) The bed. I donít think it can take our combined weight.
>> you emperor". Nuriko can't take it anymore and he started to go down on him... Hotohori moaned and groaned with delight and gladness
Alakarda: And the MSTers smacked their heads against the wall with pain and agony...
>>. . . . He never felt this way before not with Miaka
Nuriko: Did Miaka sleep with Heika-sama?
Alakarda: In this fic, she did.
>> he begged for more and Nuriko knew this is going to be the first and last
Both: *blink**blink, blink*
Alakarda: ...the said what now?
>> so he intended this to be an unforgettable experience. Nuriko's first night with a first timer and an emperor.
Nuriko: AT THE SAME TIME?! ^_~ Fun for Nuri-chan...
>> What a night of excitement and fun.
Alakarda: And badly-written fics, and stories that really have not been worked out that well.
>>Hotohori sure was begging for more
Nuriko: So you said.
>> and Nuriko's thrusts became faster and faster then and there Nuriko's cum exploded inside of Hotohori . Was Nuriko ever been in this situation ever?
Nuriko: Actually I havenít, but since this fic labels me a manwhore...
>> No way, Now hotohori never felt this way before and he wanted more, more.
Alakarda:...What happened to Hotothori?
>> Nuriko knew it and started kissing his dick
Alakarda: How the hell would he reach it?
Nuriko: I...donít know.
>> and he thought "So big, never thought it was this big "
>> Then hotohori's cum exploded inside Nuriko's mouth
Nuriko: -_- Will you STOP with the explosions?
>> this challenged Nuriko more than ever. He started laying on the back of the emperor and placed his dick inside Hotohori's anus . hotohori groaned in pain while nuriko was chanting "be a man" over and over again.
Alakarda: Iím not even gonna ask.
>> Nuriko started thrusting his, inside of hotohori again
Alakarda: *opens her mouth*
>> and harder and harder it went until another set of cum appeared.
Nuriko:...I take it back. The explosions were better.
>> Nuriko was dead
Nuriko: Wishful thinking.
>> tired after all that happened, they both kissed while remembering how they enjoyed every moment of their X .
Alakarda: ...and again the drugs pop up.
>> There they ended their night of endless fantasy.
Alakarda: @__@ The redundancy hurts my eeeeeyes...
Nuriko: *pats* Breathe.