DA: Farfarello's on yahoo? O.o
> From: email@example.com
Bratt: *darkly* The Bot that belonged to the
(cue sinister music)
DA: heeee... too bad Crow an' Tom aren't here...
Bratt: No one! MWAHAHAHAAAAAA!
Bratt: Uh, that was my next guess...
> Subject: Welcome to Lil Schu's shrine!
DA: Now that We know who you are, you will be Assimilated.
We... are Yahoo Clubs.
DA: --Nothing, ya lousy bum!
>your interest in joining the Yahoo! Club
>named "Lil Schu's shrine".
Bratt: Your interest in joining the Yahoo!
DA: Club named "Lil Shu's shrine".
Bratt: Yahoo! A Club!
>To become a member,
DA: You must bring me the jade monkey,
before the next full moon...
Bratt: (a la Burns) Excellent...
>go to the Web address below.
Bratt: Looks like the Club's Bot fell on the keyboard...
DA: *takes a flying leap* kewjhrf9387492rdhrf9py5r193
>Note: This URL will
Bratt: Self destruct in five seconds. Have a nice day! :)
>expire after 7 days, or after being used.
DA: [surfer] Uh, like, you know... whatever comes
>If you did not request this message and/or
>have no interest in joining this club, there
>is no need for you to do anything.
DA: ...Well... that sums it up nicely.
Bratt: If you don't wanna be a member, you don't
need to exist! Screw you!
Bratt: Become one with Yahoo!
>You will not be enrolled as a member.
Both: Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!
Bratt: But no thanks.
>The Yahoo! Clubs team
DA: The... YAHOO!!!
Bratt: DUDE! All right, Clubs team!
Bratt: *sadly* It appears the Club's Bot
DA: *has a moment of silence*
>AFTER YOU'VE JOINED...
DA: You can never get out.
>Check out some of the areas in the club. You can post
>messages, enter the chat room and begin contributing
>to your new online community. Feel free to invite your
>friends, family and co-workers to join the club.
Bratt: Join us or dieeeeeeeee!!!
DA: Oh, yeah, and you can do our advertising for us, too!
>For help on getting started, go to:
DA: Someone else.
DA: It gets lonely out here... in space...
Bratt: Ack! How'd that dot sneak in here?
DA: Uh, yes... I think we established that...
Bratt: Is it just me, or are you getting a strong
feeling of deja vu?
DA: Oh...my..god... time is stuck in a loop!! *runs
around in circles screaming*
Bratt: DA? Don't worry, I think it's over...
DA: *pauses* Is it? Whew! Thank goodness!