*Fenrir walks up onto the stage.His MST crew enters and take their seats. *

 

Fenrir: Today I felt like doing something really cruel.There for I went out and found something for you all to MST.

 

Karade: Well considering some of the ďwritingsĒ you have made us MST I donít see how this one could be any worse.

 

Fenrir: Well you see I went out and found a Britney Spears song.

 

All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

Yosho: Why!?!

 

Fenrir: *Evil grin* That was the response that I was expecting.Well here it is.

 

††††††††††† >IíM A SLAVE FOR U

 

Kiyone: WTF?

 

Karade: Iím LOL at her lack of skill.

 

Yosho: IMO she sucks.

 

Karade: Literally and figuratively.

 

††††††††††† >I know I may be young, but Iíve got feelings too.

 

Kiyone as Britney: Yeah, so like um, be nice to me and stuff.


>And I need to do what I feel like doing.

 

Karade: And I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight.


>So let me go and just listen.

Yosho: Sorry, I would rather not listen to you.


>All you people look at me like Iím a little girl.

 

Kiyone: So she went out and got implants so no one would make that mistake again.

 

††††††††††† >Well did you ever think it be okay for me to step into this world.

 

Karade: No, we want to keep you as far away from the normal population as possible.

 

††††††††††† >Always saying little girl donít step into the club.

 

Yosho: They might be saying that because your ID says that you are underage.


>Well Iím just tryiní to find out why cause dancingís what I love.

 

Kiyone: Too bad you canít dance isnít it.

 

††††††††††† >Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOA)

 

Karade: Get what?


>Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOOOA)(Do you like it)

 

All: NO!

 

††††††††††† >Get it get it, get it get it (OOOHHHH)(This feels good)

 

Gohan: No, it doesnít.

††††††††††† >I know I may come off quiet, I may come off shy.

 

All: *Burst out laughing. *

 

Kiyone: Her shy?Thatís the most laughable thing Iíve heard all week.

 

††††††††††† >But I feel like talking, feel like dancing when I see this guy.

 

Karade: ďThis guyĒ being anyone with her $5 fee up front.

 

††††††††††† >Whatís practical is logical.

 

Kiyone: Thatís why itís logical.

 

††††††††††† >What the hell,

 

Karade: Thatís what Iíve been wanting to know the entire time weíve been here.

 

††††††††††† >who cares?

 

Gohan: No one cares about your crap music.


>All I know is

 

Karade as Britney: Not very much.

 

††††††††††† >Iím so happy when youíre dancing there.

Karade: Sheís always ďhappyĒ though.Itís part of her programing.


>Iím a slave for you. I cannot hold it;

 

Gohan as Britney: I really have to go to the bathroom.

 

††††††††††† >I cannot control it.

 

Yosho: Well you know I canít control my hatred of you Britney so I guess we are even.


>Iím a slave for you. I wonít deny it; Iím not trying to hide it.

 

Kiyone: If you seen one of her ďconcertsĒ then you know sheís not trying to hide much of anything.

 

>Baby, donít you wanna, dance upon me,

 

Karade: As a matter of fact I would like to dance upon your dead corpse.

 

††††††††††† >(I just wanna dance next to you)

 

Yosho: With all of the diseases you have picked up?I donít think so.


>To another time and place.

 

Kiyone: *Singing* Letís hit her in the face.

 

>Baby, donít you wanna, dance upon me,
>(Are you ready)

 

Gohan: For this to be over?Yes.


>Leaving behind my name, my age.

 

Karade: Oh no.I am not going to tell another officer ďShe said she was legal!Ē


>(Lets go)
>(Like that)

 

Gohan: Like what?

 

Yosho: Donít ask questions.

 

>(You like it)

 

All: NO!

††††††††††† >(Now watch me)

 

Kiyone: Iíd rather not.

>Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOA)
>Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOOOA)

>Get it get it, get it get it (OOOHHHH)
>[Panting]

 

Gohan: From what?


>I really wanna dance, tonight with you.

 

Yosho: ďDanceĒ so thatís what the young people are calling it these days.

 

>(I just canít help myself)
>I really wanna do what you want me to.

 

Kiyone: And she thinks what her fans really want her to do is sing and dance?

 

Gohan: Wow.At last it happened.

 

Karade: Yeah, we found someone denser than Gohan.


>(I just feel I let myself go)
>I really wanna dance, tonight with you.
>(Wanna see you move)

 

Karade: Oh, weíll move alright.Away from you.

 

>I really wanna do what you want me to.
(Uh Uh Uh)

 

Kiyone as Britney: Uh, line?

 

>Baby, donít you wanna, dance upon me,
>(I just wanna dance next to you)
>To another time and place.
>Baby, donít you wanna, dance upon me,
>(Are you ready)
>Leaving behind my name, my age.

>Iím a slave for you.

 

Yosho: Then get to work cleaning the damn house instead of ďsingingĒ

 

††††††††††† >(Take that) I cannot hold it; I cannot control it.

 

Karade: Ahhhh!This is driving me insane. *Sings ďControlĒ while beating Britney with a hammer. *

 

>Iím a slave (It just feels right)

 

Yosho: Britney, the first slave in history who likes being one.

 

>for you. (It just feels good)
>I wonít deny it; Iím not trying to hide it. (Baby)

 

Kiyone: Or anything else!

 

>Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOA)
>Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOOOA)
>Get it get it, get it get it (OOOHHHH)
>[Panting]

 

Gohan: Why is she panting?Itís not like sheís actually the one singing.

 

>Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOA)
>Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOOOA)
>Get it get it, get it get it (OOOHHHH)
>[Panting]

>Iím a slave for you. (Here we go now)

 

Yosho: If sheís our slave then can we sell her?You know to make her shut up.

 

Karade: *Opens auction on EBay*


>I cannot hold it; I cannot control it.
>Iím a slave for you. (Here we go) I wonít deny it, (Yeah)
>Iím not trying to hide it.

(Like that)

 

All: NO!We most certainly did not.

 

*They all quickly run from the theater.*