*Fenrir walks up onto the stage.
His MST crew enters and take their seats. *
Fenrir: Today I felt like doing something really cruel. There for I went out and found something for
you all to MST.
Karade: Well considering some of the “writings” you have made us MST I
don’t see how this one could be any worse.
Fenrir: Well you see I went out and found a Britney Spears song.
All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yosho: Why!?!
Fenrir: *Evil grin* That was the response that I was expecting. Well here it is.
>I’M A SLAVE FOR U
Kiyone: WTF?
Karade: I’m LOL at her lack of skill.
Yosho: IMO she sucks.
Karade: Literally and figuratively.
>I know I may be
young, but I’ve got feelings too.
Kiyone as Britney: Yeah, so like um, be nice to me and stuff.
>And I need to do what I feel like doing.
Karade: And I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight.
>So let me go and just listen.
Yosho: Sorry, I would rather not listen to you.
>All you people look at me like I’m a little girl.
Kiyone: So she went out and got implants so no one would make that
mistake again.
>Well did you ever
think it be okay for me to step into this world.
Karade: No, we want to keep you as far away from the normal population
as possible.
>Always saying
little girl don’t step into the club.
Yosho: They might be saying that because your ID says that you are
underage.
>Well I’m just tryin’ to find out why cause dancing’s what I love.
Kiyone: Too bad you can’t dance isn’t it.
>Get it get it, get
it get it (WHOOOA)
Karade: Get what?
>Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOOOA)(Do you like it)
All: NO!
>Get it get it, get
it get it (OOOHHHH)(This feels good)
Gohan: No, it doesn’t.
>I know I may come
off quiet, I may come off shy.
All: *Burst out laughing. *
Kiyone: Her shy? That’s the most
laughable thing I’ve heard all week.
>But I feel like
talking, feel like dancing when I see this guy.
Karade: “This guy” being anyone with her $5 fee up front.
>What’s practical
is logical.
Kiyone: That’s why it’s logical.
>What the hell,
Karade: That’s what I’ve been wanting to know the entire time we’ve
been here.
>who cares?
Gohan: No one cares about your crap music.
>All I know is
Karade as Britney: Not very much.
>I’m so happy when
you’re dancing there.
Karade: She’s always “happy” though.
It’s part of her programing.
>I’m a slave for you. I cannot hold it;
Gohan as Britney: I really have to go to the bathroom.
>I cannot control
it.
Yosho: Well you know I can’t control my hatred of you Britney so I
guess we are even.
>I’m a slave for you. I won’t deny it; I’m not trying to hide it.
Kiyone: If you seen one of her “concerts” then you know she’s not
trying to hide much of anything.
>Baby, don’t
you wanna, dance upon me,
Karade: As a matter of fact I would like to dance upon your dead corpse.
>(I just wanna
dance next to you)
Yosho: With all of the diseases you have picked up? I don’t think so.
>To another time and place.
Kiyone: *Singing* Let’s hit her in the face.
>Baby, don’t you wanna,
dance upon me,
>(Are you ready)
Gohan: For this to be over? Yes.
>Leaving behind my name, my age.
Karade: Oh no. I am not going to
tell another officer “She said she was legal!”
>(Lets go)
>(Like that)
Gohan: Like what?
Yosho: Don’t ask questions.
>(You like it)
All: NO!
>(Now watch me)
Kiyone: I’d
rather not.
>Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOA)
>Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOOOA)
>Get it get it, get it
get it (OOOHHHH)
>[Panting]
Gohan: From what?
>I really wanna dance, tonight with you.
Yosho: “Dance” so that’s what the young people are calling it these
days.
>(I just can’t help
myself)
>I really wanna do what you want me to.
Kiyone: And she thinks what her fans really want her to do is sing and
dance?
Gohan: Wow. At last it happened.
Karade: Yeah, we found someone denser than Gohan.
>(I just feel I let myself go)
>I really wanna dance, tonight with you.
>(Wanna see you move)
Karade: Oh, we’ll move alright.
Away from you.
>I really wanna do what
you want me to.
(Uh Uh Uh)
Kiyone as Britney: Uh, line?
>Baby, don’t you wanna,
dance upon me,
>(I just wanna dance next to you)
>To another time and place.
>Baby, don’t you wanna, dance upon me,
>(Are you ready)
>Leaving behind my name, my age.
>I’m a slave for you.
Yosho: Then get to work cleaning the damn house instead of “singing”
>(Take that) I
cannot hold it; I cannot control it.
Karade: Ahhhh! This is driving
me insane. *Sings “Control” while beating Britney with a hammer. *
>I’m a slave (It just
feels right)
Yosho: Britney, the first slave in history who likes being one.
>for you. (It just feels
good)
>I won’t deny it; I’m not trying to hide it. (Baby)
Kiyone: Or anything else!
>Get it get it, get it
get it (WHOOOA)
>Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOOOA)
>Get it get it, get it get it (OOOHHHH)
>[Panting]
Gohan: Why is she panting? It’s
not like she’s actually the one singing.
>Get it get it, get it
get it (WHOOOA)
>Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOOOA)
>Get it get it, get it get it (OOOHHHH)
>[Panting]
>I’m a slave for you. (Here we go now)
Yosho: If she’s our slave then can we sell her? You know to make her shut up.
Karade: *Opens auction on EBay*
>I cannot hold it; I cannot control it.
>I’m a slave for you. (Here we go) I won’t deny it, (Yeah)
>I’m not trying to hide it.
(Like that)
All: NO! We most certainly did
not.
*They all quickly run from the theater.*