FIC: A Broken Heart
AUTHOR OF FIC: Jupiter Girl
MST BY: Dissolved Girl
DISCLAIMER: Standard disclaimers apply. Nothing
belongs to me, but this
MSTing, and Alex. No offence is meant by this...
consider it a demented
form of c&c... I PLEAD INSANITY!! XD XD XD ...Enjoy!
<Seed, Alex and Jowy are dragged into the theater early
the next morning>
Seating (L-R): Jowy, Seed, Alex
Jowy: *grumbles* Here AGAIN?
Alex: -_-; No more....
Seed: *yawns* Could be worse, right?
> OK the usual disclaimer,
Alex: (author) I'm a fool with no money, don't sue!
Seed: (Author) I've just borrowed these characters for
own sick, twisted amusement!
Jowy: *snorts* ...Sounds like you, Seed...
> I DO NOT OWN SAILOR MOON,
Jowy: Believe me, we're all very glad!
Alex: Hey, at least she's not writing incoherent
> thank you and
> have a nice day.
Alex: *grumble* It'd be nice if you hadn't written this
> Well here goes the first chapter and I hope you like
Seed: Oh, don't worry, we'll have fun mocking it.
> on to the story and please enjoy yourself with this
All: (monotone) We won't...
> and a bowl of popcorn.^-^
Alex: Mmm... popcorn. *drool*
Jowy: Hey, if this is a theater... why don't we get
Seed: *looks up from a sheet of paper* Not in our
> A Broken Heart
Jowy: And a neverending fanfic?
> Chapter 1
Seed: ...The chapter that never should have been.
Alex: NONE of this ever should have been!
> "Mom , Im going to go see what
Serena yelled to her
> mother who was working in the kitchen.
Seed: Hmmm... I don't think she wants to see what
Jowy: (dark; Serena)
Alex: Yeah... her name was Lita Kino, if my guess is
Seed: Up for a bet?
Alex: Sure! You're on! Fifty potch says I'm right!
> "Ok sweet heart
Alex: Mmm... sweet, sweet heart.... *drool*
Jowy: *nervously leaning away* Uhhh... help?
Seed: Err... *leaning away as well*
> please be back
> soon you have to clean your room before you go to
the mall with your
Seed: *blinks* When did anyone say anything about going
to a mall?
Jowy: I'm... confused. O_o
Seed: Heh, you're *always* confused.
Jowy: ...Shut up.
> "Mom do I have to ?" " Yes or do not bother to
> door all day today." Serenas mom Serenity Said.
Alex: Umm... wasn't Serena called Serenity in the moon
Jowy: I... think so?
Alex: Sooo... isn't that like saying she's her own
Seed: O_o;; Welcome to the Jerry Springer show?
Alex: Anyway, her mom's name is Ikuko... well, assuming
this isn't the
moon kingdom. ^_^;
> "Ok , Fine ill do it, bye!" And Serena ran from the
room in a hurry.
Seed: Penthouse? Where?
Alex: *whistles innocently and puts away a magazine*
> ' What happened,
Jowy: You got drunk and slept with someone??
Alex: ...Reminds me of the party after the battle at
Seed: Heh... ahh, I remember that.
> I dont remember yesterday night
Jowy: That's an oxymoron if I ever heard one!
> at all , maybe ill
Alex: I'm feeling a little ill myself... can I leave??
Seed: ...If only.
> sleep a little more.'
turned over his arm
> hit something or someone else.
Alex: Dead body???
Seed: Ew, necrophelia...
Jowy: *turns green* Urk...
> saw one of his best friends,
Seed: That arcade guy, Andrew?
Jowy: O_o;; Wouldn't that be a scary surprise.
Alex: *sweatdrop* There's one reason not to get
> Lita Kino
Alex: HA!! Pay up, Seed!!
Seed: *grumbles and hands over fifty potch* I'll get
you back, just you
> sleeping naked in his bed.
Jowy: Wooo!!! ^_^
> turned over and sighed.
that he too was
> naked and was really confused.
Seed: (sarcastic) Gee, let's see... you're naked, she's
naked, you're all
in the same bed... I
wonder what happened??
Alex: Naked twister?
> Slowly he got out of the bed and went
> into the bathroom to think about this and too take
a shower before he
a girl! What do I
> Suddenly he heard a door shut and
and raped a towel
Seed: (carefully) He... raped a towel?
Jowy: O_O ...Just how does one do that...?
Alex: That poor towel! It must feel so violated!!
> around himself and went back to the bed room.
Seed: Why would he go into his bedroom? Wouldn't he
want to see who
came into his "penthouse"?
Alex: ...*giggles* God, that whole sentence just sounds
> There he saw Lita
> looking very shocked and confused and Serena
Jowy: How do you look "aloso"??
> and very , very angry.
> "Serena its
not what you think ........"
Alex: Yes it is, Serena! Don't listen to him!
> "Dont even
were sleeping with
> Lita ?!
Jowy: Uh, because he didn't want to get killed??
> I dont want to see your face,
Seed: Neither do we.
> Or yours Lita , in all of my
> life how could you do this?!"
died! That woulda
> Cried Serena and she ran out of the room
Alex: That last sentence was brought to you by the
Jowy: Ah, the classics!
> Lita looked at
how I got here and
> why im in the same bed room as you are naked?
Seed: These people have the IQs of a jar of mayonaise!!
GEEZ! What does
Alex: I TOLD you, naked twister!!
Jowy: What is with you and the naked twister??
> God please say we
> didn't......" Lita looked at the sheets and there
she saw blood on
night, and didn't clean
up too well.
Alex: If only!
shocked plain as
> day. "Oh God NO.......!"
Jowy: Eww.... DarienxPikachu...
> And then Lita started to cry . "LIta please
> dont cry
everything is going to be ok."
trying to calm
> Lita down but with no success.
that I just had sex
Seed: *shudder* Shut UP already!
> "Every thing ok , no its not ok
Alex: Hmmm... an "Engrish" speaker, mayhaps??
> because you just took my virginity
Alex: Oh no! She's not a Virginian anymore!?
Jowy: Errr... yeah, that's it.
Seed: *mutters about lame jokes*
> and Serena found out what ever we did and I dont
> remember what we did! So
Seed: Geez, that was the longest run on sentence EVER.
Jowy: *gives the author a sticker*
> She said in a fury
> while looking for her cloths.
Alex: She's going to clean the apartment?
> "Your right Lita ,
Seed: No, *my* right!!
Jowy: No, your left!
(Jowy and Seed start a two-man brawl)
Alex: ......*watches* It's better than the fic...
> here we can look for
> your cloths later take some of mine
Alex: *wince* Shh! You wanna get us flamed??
Seed: Heh... as long as no one "flams" us...
> and I think that its best if you
> just go home for now."
some pants and a
like that! *snaps*
> Lita nodded and took them and headed to the bath
> After Lita got out
she said , "
going to do now?"
Seed: Maybe she's moving into his bathroom? O_o
> "I think it is best if we didnt talk to each other
for a while." He
> looking at the floor.
Alex: Man, this guy definately wins the Ass-Hole
> He got dressed himself when Lita was in the
> bathroom so he was dressed.
Seed: He was wearing a towel all this time?
> Lita nodded and walked to the door.
> "Lita, I dont think we used protection but if you
> will you tell
> me if you are or not?"
Jowy: Duh, genius? She *left* already!!
> now." And Lita walked out the door and to her
Alex: How'd she leave twice?
Jowy: *GASP!* A glitch in the Matrix!!
Jowy: I'm seeing stars!
Alex: ....@_@ Wooooow! Pretty stars! *falls over*
> Ohh cliff hanger, hehe,
Jowy: It *was*???
Seed: (sarcastic) ....Oh boy, I can see this story is
really going places.
> well I will try to get the nexed chapter out
> soon, I hope,
Alex: What's a "nexed" chapter??
> Im also working on my other ones , but im kinda at a
> point where I might wont post another one for
another week or so.
Jowy: Might wont?? Uhhh... what? O_o *confused*
Seed: Now, now... don't hurt your brain, Jowy. *pats
> PLease review and tell me what you think so far.
Jowy: It sucks! Oh, god, how it sucks!
Seed: I've seen better stuff crawl out of septic tanks.
> Ja Ne, Jupiter Girl
Alex: Let's get outta here, guys! I got me a date with
Jowy: Ugh... me too!
Seed: Count me in!
Alex: ...Whoa... the end MUST be near if you willingly
agree with Jowy.
Seed: ...Shut up.
"Suddenly he heard a door shut and
hurried and raped a
MSTing by: Dissolved Girl