FIC: A Broken
Heart
AUTHOR OF FIC:
Jupiter Girl
MST BY: Dissolved
Girl
DISCLAIMER:
Standard disclaimers apply. Nothing
belongs to me, but this
MSTing, and Alex. No offence is meant by this...
consider it a demented
form of c&c... I PLEAD INSANITY!! XD XD
XD ...Enjoy!
^_^;
<Seed, Alex
and Jowy are dragged into the theater
early
the next
morning>
Seating (L-R): Jowy, Seed, Alex
Jowy: *grumbles* Here AGAIN?
Alex: -_-; No
more....
Seed: *yawns* Could be worse, right?
(silence)
Seed: Right??
> OK the usual disclaimer,
Alex: (author)
I'm a fool with no money, don't sue!
Seed: (Author)
I've just borrowed these characters for
my
own sick, twisted
amusement!
Jowy: *snorts* ...Sounds like you, Seed...
Seed:
.........*glare*
> I DO NOT OWN SAILOR MOON,
Jowy: Believe me, we're all very glad!
Alex: Hey, at
least she's not writing incoherent
lemons. ^_^
> thank you and
> have a nice day.
Alex: *grumble*
It'd be nice if you hadn't written this
crap...
> Well here goes the first chapter and I hope
you like
> it.
Seed: Oh, don't worry, we'll have fun mocking it.
*grins*
> on to the story and
please enjoy yourself with this
story
All: (monotone) We won't...
> and a bowl of
popcorn.^-^
Alex: Mmm... popcorn. *drool*
Jowy: Hey, if this is a theater... why don't
we get
snacks??
Seed: *looks up
from a sheet of paper* Not in our
contract, apparently.
> A Broken Heart
Jowy: And a neverending fanfic?
> Chapter 1
Seed: ...The
chapter that never should have been.
Alex: NONE of
this ever should have been!
> "Mom , Im going to go see what
Serena yelled to
her
> mother who was
working in the kitchen.
Seed: Hmmm... I
don't think she wants to see what
Jowy: (dark; Serena)
summer--er, last
night.
Alex: Yeah...
her name was Lita Kino, if my guess is
right.
Seed: Up for a
bet?
Alex: Sure!
You're on! Fifty potch says I'm right!
Seed: Fine!
> "Ok sweet heart
Alex: Mmm... sweet, sweet heart....
*drool*
Jowy: *nervously leaning away* Uhhh... help?
Seed: Err...
*leaning away as well*
> please be back
> soon you have to
clean your room before you go to
the mall with your
> friends."
Seed: *blinks*
When did anyone say anything about going
to a mall?
Jowy: I'm... confused. O_o
Seed: Heh, you're *always* confused.
Jowy: ...Shut up.
> "Mom do I have to
?" " Yes or do not bother to
leave that
> door all day today." Serenas mom Serenity Said.
Alex: Umm... wasn't
Serena called Serenity in the moon
kingdom?
Jowy: I... think so?
Alex: Sooo... isn't that like saying she's her own
mother??
Seed: O_o;; Welcome to the Jerry
Springer show?
Alex: Anyway,
her mom's name is Ikuko... well, assuming
this isn't the
moon kingdom. ^_^;
Seed: ...Fanboy.
> "Ok , Fine ill
do it, bye!" And Serena ran from the
room in a hurry.
>
> *At
Seed: Penthouse?
Where?
Alex: *whistles
innocently and puts away a magazine*
> ' What happened,
Jowy: You got drunk and slept with someone??
Alex: ...Reminds
me of the party after the battle at
Muse... *cough*
Seed: Heh... ahh, I remember that.
> I dont remember
yesterday night
Jowy: That's an oxymoron if I ever heard one!
> at all , maybe ill
Alex: I'm
feeling a little ill myself... can I leave??
Seed: ...If
only.
> sleep a little more.'
turned over his arm
> hit something or someone else.
Alex: Dead
body???
Seed: Ew, necrophelia...
Jowy: *turns green* Urk...
> 'WHAT?!?!"
> saw one of his best friends,
Seed: That
arcade guy, Andrew?
Jowy: O_o;;
Wouldn't that be a scary surprise.
Alex: *sweatdrop* There's one reason not to get
shit-faced drunk.
> Lita Kino
Alex: HA!! Pay
up, Seed!!
Seed: *grumbles
and hands over fifty potch* I'll get
you back, just you
wait...
> sleeping naked in his bed.
Jowy: Wooo!!! ^_^
> She
> turned over and sighed.
that he too was
> naked and was
really confused.
Seed:
(sarcastic) Gee, let's see... you're naked, she's
naked, you're all
in the same bed...
I
wonder what happened??
Alex: Naked
twister?
> Slowly he got out of the bed and went
> into the bathroom
to think about this and too take
a shower before
he
> panicked.
Jowy: (
a girl! What do I
do!?
> Suddenly he heard a door shut and
and raped a towel
(shocked silence...)
Seed:
(carefully) He... raped a towel?
Jowy: O_O ...Just how does one do that...?
Alex: That poor
towel! It must feel so violated!!
> around himself and
went back to the bed room.
Seed: Why would
he go into his bedroom? Wouldn't he
want to see who
came into his
"penthouse"?
Alex: ...*giggles*
God, that whole sentence just sounds
wrong...
Jowy: *groan*
> There he saw Lita
> looking very shocked and confused and Serena
looking aloso
Jowy: How do you look "aloso"??
> confused
> and very , very
angry.
>
> "Serena its
not what you think ........"
started.
Alex: Yes it is,
Serena! Don't listen to him!
> "Dont even
> start
were sleeping with
> Lita ?!
Jowy: Uh, because he didn't want to get killed??
> I dont want to see
your face,
Seed: Neither do
we.
> Or yours Lita , in all of my
> life how could you do this?!"
Jowy: (
died! That woulda
taken
FOREVER!
> Cried Serena and she ran out of the room
> crying.
Alex: That last
sentence was brought to you by the
Department of
Redundancy
department.
Jowy: Ah, the classics!
Seed: ^_^
> Lita looked at
how I got here and
> why im in the same bed room as you are naked?
Seed: These
people have the IQs of a jar of mayonaise!!
GEEZ! What does
she
THINK happened!?
Alex: I TOLD
you, naked twister!!
Jowy: What is with you and the naked twister??
Alex:
........*Grin*
> God please say we
> didn't......" Lita
looked at the sheets and there
she saw blood on
> them.
Jowy: Yes,
night, and didn't
clean
up too well.
Alex: If only!
>
shocked plain as
> day. "Oh God
NO.......!"
Seed: (
here!?
Jowy: Eww.... DarienxPikachu...
Alex: AHHH!!
> And then Lita
started to cry . "LIta
please
> dont cry
everything is going to be ok."
trying to calm
> Lita down but with
no success.
Jowy: (
that I just had sex
with
a Pokemon...
Seed: *shudder*
Shut UP already!
> "Every thing ok ,
no its not ok
Alex: Hmmm... an "Engrish" speaker, mayhaps??
> because you just
took my virginity
> yesterday
Alex: Oh no!
She's not a Virginian anymore!?
Jowy: Errr... yeah, that's it.
Seed: *mutters
about lame jokes*
> and Serena found
out what ever we did and I dont
even
> remember what we did! So
no
Seed: Geez, that
was the longest run on sentence EVER.
Jowy: *gives the author a sticker*
> She said in a fury
> while looking for
her cloths.
Alex: She's
going to clean the apartment?
> "Your right Lita ,
Seed: No, *my*
right!!
Jowy: No, your left!
(Jowy and Seed start a two-man brawl)
Alex:
......*watches* It's better than the fic...
> here we can look
for
> your cloths later
take some of mine
Jowy: (
Alex: *wince* Shh! You wanna get us flamed??
Seed: Heh... as long as no one "flams"
us...
> and I think that
its best if you
> just go home for now."
some pants and a
> shirt.
Alex: (
like that! *snaps*
> Lita nodded and
took them and headed to the bath
room.
Seed: (
*grumbles* Dumbass...
> After Lita got out
she said , "
going to do
now?"
Jowy: (
Seed: Maybe
she's moving into his bathroom? O_o
> "I think it is best if we didnt talk to each other
for a while."
He
said
> looking at the floor.
Alex: Man, this
guy definately wins the Ass-Hole
Award...
> He got dressed himself when Lita was in the
> bathroom so he was
dressed.
Seed: He was
wearing a towel all this time?
> Lita nodded and
walked to the door.
> "Lita, I dont think we used protection but if you
are pregnet
Alex: ..."Pregnet"?
> will you tell
> me if you are or not?"
Jowy: Duh, genius? She *left* already!!
> "Yes
> now." And Lita walked out the door and to her
apartment sadly.
Alex: How'd she
leave twice?
Seed: Dejavu...
Jowy: *GASP!* A glitch in the Matrix!!
> *********************************
Jowy: I'm seeing stars!
Seed: The
Alex: ....@_@ Wooooow! Pretty stars! *falls over*
> Ohh cliff hanger, hehe,
Jowy: It *was*???
Seed:
(sarcastic) ....Oh boy, I can see this story is
really going places.
*groan*
> well I will try to
get the nexed chapter out
> soon, I hope,
Alex: What's a
"nexed" chapter??
> Im also working on
my other ones , but im kinda
at a
> point where I might
wont post another one for
another week or so.
Jowy: Might wont?? Uhhh... what? O_o *confused*
Seed: Now,
now... don't hurt your brain, Jowy. *pats
his head*
Jowy: ....*raspberry!*
> PLease review and
tell me what you think so far.
Jowy: It sucks! Oh, god, how it sucks!
Seed: I've seen
better stuff crawl out of septic tanks.
> Ja Ne, Jupiter
Girl
Alex: Let's get outta here, guys! I got me a date with
some whiskey!
Jowy: Ugh... me too!
Seed: Count me
in!
Alex: ...Whoa...
the end MUST be near if you willingly
agree with Jowy.
O_o
Seed: ...Shut
up.
Jowy: *sweatdrop*
Stinger:
"Suddenly he heard a door shut and
hurried and raped a
towel..."
MSTing by: Dissolved Girl