FIC: A Broken
Heart
AUTHOR OF FIC:
Jupiter Girl
MST BY: Dissolved
Girl
DISCLAIMER:
Standard disclaimers apply. Nothing
belongs to me, but this
MSTing, and Alex. No offence is meant by this...
consider it a demented
form of c&c... I PLEAD INSANITY!! XD XD
XD ...Enjoy!
^_^;
<Jowy, Seed, and Alex are shoved into the theater>
Seating (L-R):
Alex, Seed, Jowy
Jowy: O_o What did
I do to deserve this??
Seed: *snorts*
Luca's in a bad mood... you don't have
to deserve the
punishment he hands out.
Alex: *grumbles
sleepily, hugging a white teddy bear*
...I wanna go back
to sleep...
> OK I got thise
idea and for all you Serena and
> see them paired up
you might not like this fic.
Jowy: ...Wow. First sentence, and I'm already confused.
Alex: Must be a
new record.
Seed: He's a
blonde, what do you expect?
Jowy: Hey!
> And please dont
flam
> me
Seed:
(sarcastic) Oh, okay. Can we flame you,
then?
> I got it when I was thinking and singing a
stupid
sone at the same
> time.
Alex: (Author) Which, like, totally blew my brain cell
away! Giggle!
Jowy: What's a sone?
> BUt I will try to
make this work out as fast as I
can.
Seed: By all
means, the faster the better.
Alex: Heh... looking for a quickie, eh?
Seed: ...*glare*
> I DONT own
Jowy: A brain?
Seed: Any
worthwhile ideas?
> Sailor Moon
Alex: *looks at
Seed* Close enough?
> and wont im just borrowing them for this fic
Seed: She's
speaking in tongues! Damn it, woman!
Make some
sense!!
Jowy: (a la Vagrant Story) Still thy tongue!
*draws
imaginary sword*
> but I do
> own this fic and u cant
sue me for that.
Alex: No? Well,
we'll try out best...
Seed: She can
keep the fic, no one else wants it.
> Well lets get this
fic on.
Jowy: Let's get it on!
> A Broken Heart
Alex: Some duct
tape and superglue will fix that right
up! ^_^
> Prologue
Seed: Good lord,
there's going to be more??
> OK , I have a problume right now that I think you
could help me with.
Alex: Phew! What
a relief... for a minute, I thought
she had a
*problem*...
> But you need to hear what happend in the first
place.
Jowy: ^_^;; No, no... that's
okay!!
> My name is Lita
> Kino and every one thinks that I swoon over
every
guy that passes by
> me, but it is not
like that.
Alex: It's
not...?
Seed: This is
why they call it fan fic...
> But I guess it doesnt
matter now
> because all my
friends hat me
Jowy: *muffled laugh* Do they coat you, too?
Seed:
*cough/laugh* And is that top hat, perhaps?
Alex: *sweatdrop*
> for something they
thought I did but I
> dont
remember doing
Seed: Which is why you should stay away from the drinks.
Alex: (drunk)
Pshaw! I'm not as think as you drunk I am!
> and a friend and I
have to pay the consoquences
Jowy: Whazzat? How much does it cost?
Seed: Only
Ninety nine ninety nine!
Alex: Offer void
outside of
handling not included.
> that we have now .
> Well it started on a Saterday
morning.............
Jowy: Saterday... the eighth day of the
week?
Seed: *shakes
his head* No, that'd be Thuesday.
Alex: Or Monesday.
>
**********************************************
Alex: I haven't
seen stars like that since Luca's horse
kicked me!
Seed: (mutters)
...that explains some things...
Jowy: *muffled laugh*
> Ok I had to make it interesting so far and
Jowy: You failed miserably.
> im
still working on what
> Chapter one is actually going to happen
Seed: Uhh... you do that.
> so stay tuned
please.
Alex: *thumbs
down* No way.
> Ja Ne,
Alex: Audios!
Jowy: Au revoir!
Seed: See ya, sucker!
> Jupiter Girl
Seed: ...Whoa,
was that it??
Alex: *peers
around* Looks like it... it's all blank
space from here
on out...
Jowy: *stands up and stretches* Well, I'm going to
bed...
Alex: *hugs the
teddy bear* Me too.
Seed: ...Let's
just hope Luca doesn't subject us to the
rest of this
tripe...
Stinger:
"But I guess it doesnt matter now because all
my friends hat
me..."
MSTing by: Dissolved Girl