FIC: A Broken Heart
AUTHOR OF FIC: Jupiter Girl
MST BY: Dissolved Girl
DISCLAIMER: Standard disclaimers apply. Nothing
belongs to me, but this
MSTing, and Alex. No offence is meant by this...
consider it a demented
form of c&c... I PLEAD INSANITY!! XD XD XD ...Enjoy!
<Jowy, Seed, and Alex are shoved into the theater>
Seating (L-R): Alex, Seed, Jowy
Jowy: O_o What did I do to deserve this??
Seed: *snorts* Luca's in a bad mood... you don't have
to deserve the
punishment he hands out.
Alex: *grumbles sleepily, hugging a white teddy bear*
...I wanna go back
> OK I got thise idea and for all you Serena and
> see them paired up you might not like this fic.
Jowy: ...Wow. First sentence, and I'm already confused.
Alex: Must be a new record.
Seed: He's a blonde, what do you expect?
> And please dont flam
Seed: (sarcastic) Oh, okay. Can we flame you, then?
> I got it when I was thinking and singing a stupid
sone at the same
Alex: (Author) Which, like, totally blew my brain cell
Jowy: What's a sone?
> BUt I will try to make this work out as fast as I
Seed: By all means, the faster the better.
Alex: Heh... looking for a quickie, eh?
> I DONT own
Jowy: A brain?
Seed: Any worthwhile ideas?
> Sailor Moon
Alex: *looks at Seed* Close enough?
> and wont im just borrowing them for this fic
Seed: She's speaking in tongues! Damn it, woman!
Make some sense!!
Jowy: (a la Vagrant Story) Still thy tongue! *draws
> but I do
> own this fic and u cant sue me for that.
Alex: No? Well, we'll try out best...
Seed: She can keep the fic, no one else wants it.
> Well lets get this fic on.
Jowy: Let's get it on!
> A Broken Heart
Alex: Some duct tape and superglue will fix that right
Seed: Good lord, there's going to be more??
> OK , I have a problume right now that I think you
could help me with.
Alex: Phew! What a relief... for a minute, I thought
she had a
> But you need to hear what happend in the first
Jowy: ^_^;; No, no... that's okay!!
> My name is Lita
> Kino and every one thinks that I swoon over every
guy that passes by
> me, but it is not like that.
Alex: It's not...?
Seed: This is why they call it fan fic...
> But I guess it doesnt matter now
> because all my friends hat me
Jowy: *muffled laugh* Do they coat you, too?
Seed: *cough/laugh* And is that top hat, perhaps?
> for something they thought I did but I
> dont remember doing
Seed: Which is why you should stay away from the drinks.
Alex: (drunk) Pshaw! I'm not as think as you drunk I am!
> and a friend and I have to pay the consoquences
Jowy: Whazzat? How much does it cost?
Seed: Only Ninety nine ninety nine!
Alex: Offer void
handling not included.
> that we have now .
> Well it started on a Saterday morning.............
Jowy: Saterday... the eighth day of the week?
Seed: *shakes his head* No, that'd be Thuesday.
Alex: Or Monesday.
Alex: I haven't seen stars like that since Luca's horse
Seed: (mutters) ...that explains some things...
Jowy: *muffled laugh*
> Ok I had to make it interesting so far and
Jowy: You failed miserably.
> im still working on what
> Chapter one is actually going to happen
Seed: Uhh... you do that.
> so stay tuned please.
Alex: *thumbs down* No way.
> Ja Ne,
Jowy: Au revoir!
Seed: See ya, sucker!
> Jupiter Girl
Seed: ...Whoa, was that it??
Alex: *peers around* Looks like it... it's all blank
space from here
Jowy: *stands up and stretches* Well, I'm going to
Alex: *hugs the teddy bear* Me too.
Seed: ...Let's just hope Luca doesn't subject us to the
rest of this
Stinger: "But I guess it doesnt matter now because all
my friends hat
MSTing by: Dissolved Girl