*Karade, Yosho, Gohan, and Kiyone enter the theater and take their seats. Fenrir appears up on the stage.*
*Shibby runs in, out of breath and smelling suspiciously of cannabis and plunks down in the aisle beside the first seat*
Shibby: Maaaan... next time I should get here on TIME. Either that, or I'll just sit on someone. ^_^; The aisle sucks... hey, what's this on the floor...?
Fenrir: Since Gohan was so traumatized by the last fic we MSTed, the one I have today is not a lemon.
Shibby: GOHAN was traumatized!? What about me!?
Fenrir: Itís rated G
Gohan: Hey, my name starts with that letter!
Fenrir, Karade, Yosho, and Kiyone: *Sigh*
Fenrir: Well let the fic commence.
>Edís Perfect Girlfriend
Karade: A sheep?
Yosho: No, thatís your fantasy.
Shibby: ...God, no more beastiality riffs. *shudder* I'm still recovering from the idea of Sasami and a CABBIT...
Shibby: SHOCKING! ^^;
>I donít own Ed, Edd, Ďn Eddy or Tenchi Muyo
Kiyone: Why do all fics start out with the same exact warning?
Yosho: Has anyone ever read a fic on the net and thought, "Gee, you know I think that this is a story using original characters made up by the author."
>so donít sue me!
Karade: *Sues author. Sues Fenrir for forcing him to MST fics.*
Shibby: *sues everyone she can for this torture*
>If you review, donít flame me.
Yosho: Too late.
Shibby: Can I just light you on fire then? Please??
>Note: Some characters may be OOC.
Kiyone: Donít worry. They always are. *Grumbled* Damn fanboys and fangirls, always putting me with Mihoshi or Tenchi.
Shibby: heh heh... sucker!
>[...] is thinking and "..." is talking
Shibby: Whoa... deep...
Gohan: Who are these people?
Yosho: Well you see Gohan . . . ah, never mind.
Gohan: Yay! A line!
Kiyone: And itís a squiggly line at that.
Shibby: Do the wave!! ^_^
>Part 1: Crash ín Burn!
Karade: Part 1? NO!!!
Yosho: That means thereís going to be multiple parts.
Shibby: ...Let the horror begin.
>So it was a normal day in the neighborhood
Kyone: Why do nine out of ten fics start out with something like, "It was a normal day."
Yosho: It was a really strange day. Blue Jello was raining from the sky.
Gohan: I love Jello!
Shibby: Woooo! Jello, the food of gods!
Karade: I think we need a new sound effect guy over here.
Shibby: TOGG!! WATAK! WASHOOM! ^_^
>A strange ship crash-landed in the street. Two people stepped out. Luckily, no one noticed(strange, but true.)
Yosho: So there is a huge explosion in the middle of town and no one bothers to look out the window?
Shibby: Uh...huh. Can we say, PLOT DEVICE?
>Kiyone: "Look what you did, Mihoshi! You landed, no, crash-landed in the wrong place!"[Why did I choose her for a partner?]
Kiyone: Trust me, I didnít pick here. If you believe nothing else in life, believe that.
>Mihoshi: *sniff* "I didnít mean to...WAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Karade: Why do you let her pilot the Yagami?
Kiyone: She wines to her grandfather if I donít let her have a turn.
>Kiyone: "Well, itís okay. Weíll just fix it, again. Now stop crying and get to work."
Kiyone: Let her work on this ship? I donít think so.
Gohan: Bulma can fix things like that.
Yosho: Were you dropped on your head as a child?
Gohan: I donít know, I used to be smart, then Vegeta gave me some of his hair jell and well.
Shibby: Oh, THAT explains it. Ya know, I think Cloud, Vegeta, and Solon Jhee should all get together and have a battle to see whose hair is the spikiest, and can do the most damage!! XD
>So they started to work on the ship, still unnoticed(weird)but then...
Eddy: "Whoa...look at that ship!"
Kiyone: How do the natives know that the Yagami is a spaceship?
Yosho: Itís best not to question stuff like this.
>Edd: "Yes, it is completely destroyed."
Karade: If it was completely destroyed then what the hell are Kiyone and Mihoshi repairing?
Shibby: Are these guys robots!? Where's the expression in their voices?
>Ed: "Look, Eddy. There are people there."
Yosho: Well a spaceship just crashed in the middle of a town. Of course there are going to be people gathered around it.
Shibby: Naw, that'd make SENSE.
>Edd: "Theyíre fixing it, even though that is almost humanly impossible."
Karade: How do these people know this stuff?
Shibby: Cuz they're all really just alien imposters!!
>Eddy: "Stop blabbing and letís see if theyíll pay us to fix it."
Kiyone: There is no way in hell I am going to let a group of people who just wander over work on my ship.
Shibby: It's not really you, it's Bizarro-Kiyone
>Ed: "Um...buttered toast!"
Shibby: Woo! Sounds like we've got a party, now!
>So the Ed gang go to try and help fix the ship. That sounds bad...
Gohan: Even I know this is bad.
>Part 2: The Boys Meet the Girls!
Shibby: Part 2: Electric Boogaloo!
Kiyone: I swear if I end up screwing one of those three I am going to kill someone.
Yosho and Karade: Paranoia! Paranoia! Paranoia! There all coming to get you!
>Eddy: "Hey, will you people pay us to fix your ship?"
>Mihoshi: "Well we would, if we had some..."
>Kiyone: "Why donít you help, anyway?"
Kiyone: NO! At least Mihoshi has flown in a ship before. I am not going to let three people off of the street work on a ship that is vastly above their knowledge.
Yosho: Listen, donít question the logic. We will never get out of here.
Shibby: Logic and the fanfic are like two positively charged ions!
>Edd: "Sure that would be great!"[especially for a pretty girl like you]
Kiyone: *Grabs Eddís arm and preforms a judo toss.* Donít even think about it.
Gohan: Youíre kind of mean.
>Kiyone: "Oh, how rude of us. We havenít introduced ourselves! My name is Kiyone and this is my partner Mihoshi!"
Kiyone: I would never be that happy to introduce Mihoshi to anyone.
>Mihoshi: "Nice to meet you! Whoops..."
>She trips over nothing.
Yosho as nothing: Sorry, didnít mean to fall asleep out here.
Karade: Well that was weird.
>Eddy: "Iím Eddy, thatís Edd, and thatís Ed."
Shibby: ...A strangely flavored party.
>Eddy: "I think Ed has found the perfect girlfriend..."
>Edd: "Nonsense, Eddy! Well, maybe youíre right..."
>Kiyone: "Well, how about we get started, like about, right now!"
Kiyone: This is so stupid.
>So they start to work, and work, and work, and work more, and keep working.
Gohan: And what did they do after that?
Shibby: No asking questions! *whaps Gohan with a rolled up newspaper*
>Part 3: "You were right, Eddy"
Yosho: At least this is the last part.
>Finally, six hours and twenty minutes later...
Karade: How, nice of you to give us that detail in this sea of generalizations.
Gohan: Wow, thatís a big word.
Kiyone: Where were you when they handed out the brains?
Shibby: Musta been out takin' a whiz or something... man, is it even LEGAL to be that... er... dumb?
>Kiyone: "Whew! Weíre finally done!"
Kiyone: I canít quit putting "!" at the end of my sentences! This is really annoying!
Shibby: AHH! You're possessed!
>Mihoshi: "I guess weíll be leaving now...thanks for your help, though."
>Ed: "But I donít want you to leave."
>Ed: "Because I love you."
Yosho: He met her half a day ago and he thinks heís in love? I think we have another word for what heís feeling.
Shibby as Ed: Did I say love? No... wait... it's just gas. Sorry, my bad!
>Mihoshi: "Well then...um...I know! Kiyone can go, and Iíll get a house and weíll live together!"
Karade: Yeah, Mihoshi is really going to come up with a plan in a few seconds.
Shibby: Don't get you're hopes up.
>So Kiyone leaves(glad to be rid of Mihoshi),
Kiyone: Well that parts accurate at least.
>Mihoshi got a house(somehow),
Yosho: Oh I bet I know how she got a house.
Karade: Yeah *laughs* I bet she.
Kiyone: *Clears throat.*
Karade: Yeah, well anyway.
Shibby: I got a house too! ...No, wait... that's just a cardboard box.
>and Sarah was glad to get rid of Ed(and Jimmy moved in with her). And they both live clumsily ever after!
Karade: How sappy.
Yosho: You mean crappy.
Shibby: Same thing.
>Ed and Mihoshi: "Buttered toast!"
Shibby: ...Well, as long as there's alcohol involved, I'm in!
Shibby: Ah, "The End", how I love thee... let me count the ways...
>So, how did you like it?
Karade: We didnít.
Shibby: It sucked! >_<
>I needed a break from my Cool Dog series, so I wrote this!
Kiyone: I see now why I ended up with almost every sentence ending with "!"
>It crashed into my head
Yosho: That must have hurt.
Shibby as random audience member: Booo! Get off the stage!
>while writing A Summer Vacation Gone Wrong.
Karade: Well something went wrong here also.
Shibby: Horribly, horribly wrong...
>A nice short story to ease the mind.
Karade: Yeah, it took away the pain, like a bullet to the brain.
Kiyone: *Levels gun at Karade* You did not just sing Ricky Martin in my presence.
Karade: Umm, no?
Shibby: ....Ricky Martin must die.
>Hey, I wonder what this would be like if it were an episode!?
Kiyone: Gee, I donít know!?!?!?!?!?!!
Shibby: Whoa, Kiyone! You're gonna use up the world's supply of "?" and "!"...!!!!!!! (heh heh)
>Pretty cool, right?
>This is RaichuGirl, signing off!
All: *Run for the door as it is unlocked.*
Shibby: *goes to sleep under the seats in the theater*