MSTer's comments: Blah... ^_^;; I know it's not my best work, but I had
fun, gosh durnit!! No intro/end segments because this is so short. ^_^;;
 
MSTing by Dissolved Girl
 
Disclaimer: No offence is meant to the author. It's just a cynical form
of C&C! And... I obviously didn't write the fic being MSTed. *lol*
 
<Jowy, Seed, and Alex are shoved into the theater>
 
Jowy: I'm missing lunch for this... *grumbles*
Seed: And the rest of us don't have better things to do?
Alex: Wonder what this one is about, anyway?
Jowy: *gulp* I think we're about to find out...
 
<The lights dim, and the torture begins!>
 
 
> {This is my first Sukioden fic. I don't own anyone, just myself. There
> is YAOI in it, but they are just kissing. I hope you enjoy it.}
 
All: ....................
Alex: ...What is this pain? ><
 
> KEY
 
Seed: Something you use to unlock a door.
 
> **sounds**
 
Jowy: Something you hear.
 
> [my thoughts]
 
Alex: Something that's non existant!
 
> ~~rune bonds~~ This is for me and the 2 heros; we bear 3 of the 24
> True Runes.
 
All: ....
Jowy: Waaaait just a minute, here... aren't we forgetting someone??
Seed: Heh... count yourself lucky if you're not included in this!
 
> My Suikoden Adventure
 
Alex: -_- Something that should not be.
 
> Prologue
>
> By: DxInsider
 
Jowy: The man with the plan?
Seed: Bah! Unlikely!
 
 
> Hello my name is Jen and I get sucked
 
Seed: *snickers*
Alex: ...Perv.... heh.
 
> into video games.
 
Jowy: What's that have to do with us??
Alex: (to Seed) You mean no one's told him...?
Seed: (frantic) Shhhh!!! You wanna break his brain??
Jowy: What?
 
> But you're all
> thinking that,
 
Jowy: Thinking what?
Seed: That. Weren't you listening??
 
> I'm crazy;
 
Seed: Thanks for telling us, but we already knew.
 
> well honey I am crazy but I'm not lying.
 
Alex: Oh, please, tell me another one!
Jowy: Getting bitter in your old age? *grin*
Alex: *grumble* ....Yes.
 
> The
> first time I was pulled into a game was Final Fantasy 8; it was so
> awesome. But I'm not going to get into that,
 
Seed: Thank god!
Alex: Praise the lord, we've been SPARED!
 
> I'm here to tell you
> about my Suikoden adventure.
 
Jowy: ...Not quite, Alex.
 
> Let me tell you something, I found out
> that what the stuff people write on the Yaoi Suikoden mailing list is
> true;
 
Seed: I beg your pardon??
 
> there is yaoi in Suikoden.
 
Jowy: O_o;;; ...oooookay, then.
 
> But for some crazy reason the story
> changed when I got zapped in, now I got the Black Sword Rune, Jowy is
> dead
 
Jowy: ....!!!!! O_O
Seed: o_O Hey! She can't just go around killing off people like that!!
Alex: ...*sly grin* Not your Jowy, right?
Seed: That's right, not my--hey!! Shut up, Alex:
Alex: *snickers*
Jowy: -_- ...I can't be dead...
 
> and that bastard Luca Blight is still alive. Well lets get on
> with the tale, I'm going to skip the parts where I'm pulled in and
 
Seed: Therefore escape having to explain this major plot device?
 
> just get on with me meeting a dying Jowy Blight.
 
Jowy: *whimper*
Seed: *sweatdrop* Jowy, calm down... you're not REALLY dying.
Jowy: That's easy for YOU to say!!
 
> Words from me, The
 
Alex: Moron?
 
> Author-
 
Alex: Close enough.
 
> Ok it's short, so sue me.
 
Jowy: I WILL sue you, for murdering me!!!
 
> I'm working on Ch
 
Seed: Chocolate pudding?
Alex: Choking yourself?
Jowy: Charioteering?
 
> 1 right now. You will enjoy it.
 
Seed: Don't tell ME what to do, ya low life son of a--
Alex: HEY! It's over! *jumps out of his seat*
Jowy: *crosses his arms, looking disgruntled* Who's this author to think
she can just kill me off? I demand answers!!
Seed: *groans* Get over it, Atreides...
 
<Jowy mutters angry things under his breath as the three leave the
theater>
 
STINGER: "Let me tell you something, I found out that what the stuff
people write on the Yaoi Suikoden mailing list is true; there is yaoi in
Suikoden."