concepts belong to Best Brains... not me! ~sigh~ If only... Oops! ^^; Also,
this was MSTed by me (Erienna), Lord Plague, and Shinju Hoh. Aaand, finally,
Hawkins belongs to ME! ^_^;; Nyah nyah!)
A Sunset Productions Lemon Fic
Akane: That sounds... official...
Usagi: A Sunset Strip Original!
Shinju: *takes an aspirin*
The Day After... (Free Time's Sequel)
Usagi: I'd say that this author had too much Free Time...
Hawkins: Well, the title makes it sound like it might be sorta serious...
Maybe the characters actually take RESPONSIBILITY for their actions?
A Sailor Moon Lemon Fic
Dran *drools and gets ready*L*
Akane: HENTAI!!! *whacks him with a mallet*
Dran: *Whines and goes off into a corner*
Hawkins: Er, well, now that we're wet and ready... O.o
Usagi: Hawkiiiiiiiiiins!!! X_x
Shinju: I....don't like Sailor Moon lemons...what am I doing here??? *tries to get out by the door*
Hawkins: As in, anyone who's NOT the author
so if you read it is at your own risk, remember that.
Akane: *sings* It's a long hard road, out of hell!
Hawkins: I hear that...
Usagi: Akane singing Manson... the end is near... -_-
Akane: I wish! This is just the beginning...
After that night Mamoru and Usagi spend together, they
couldn't stop thinking on each other...
They finally realized--
Hawkins: --That they should move, before someone got crushed!
how much they needed each other... They loved... They had a true love.
Akane: *makes a face* This reads like an Oscar fic...
Usagi: *takes a deep breath* Ooooookaaay. Maybe it wont be about me and
Mamo-chan... after all, it's titled "The Day After"... *pause* Oh boy. -_-
Usagi slept with Mamoru,
Hawkins: *shudders* Ugh, Usagi-san, you could do so much
Usagi: HEY!!! THAT'S MY MAMO-CHAN YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!
Akane: *edges away*
Dran: What the hell....?
Shinju: ...Why am I here?
and about 8:10 Am, the phone rang in Mamo-chan's home...
Akane: *as Phone* "DAMMIT, GET UP!!!"
Hawkins, Dran & Usagi: *sweatdrop*
"Ahh?" said Mamoru, semi-conciously...
Usagi: Yeah... semi-conscious after my dad BEAT THE HELL
OUTTA HIM FOR
KNOCKING ME UP!!!
Akane: I thought you loved your precious "Mamo-chan"...
Usagi: *smiles sweetly* Hai, but we're going to wait until we're maaaaaaarried!
Dran: *sings* Goin' to the chapel, gonna get maaaaaarried...
Usagi knew that the call was from her fathers,
Hawkins: Nani?? Fathers, eh? Wah... O.o
Shinju: So she wasn't created by a man and woman but man and man? ...Test-tube baby?
so she ran to pick the phone.
All: Pick up the phoooooooooooone, I'm all
Shinju: ...this is disgusting.
They asked her what the heck was she doing all night, and she told that she--
Hawkins: --Had been having hot monkey sex with Mamoru!
Akane: --Had been with Rei aaaaaaaaaaaaaall night long!
Usagi: *whacks both of them*
went with Mamoru to a far place
Akane: *turns to Usagi* Aa, and tell me, Usa-chan, where
exactly is this
"far place" located?
Usagi: *through gritted teeth* Be...quiet...
Dran: *dumb blonde moment* I don't get it!!
Shinju: Did they go anywhere near a black hole?
and she returned late, so she spend the night with Mamo-chan...
Usagi: *falls out of her seat*
like I'd tell my dad THAT!!!
of course, that was a lie.
Akane: Uhhh... but didn't the author say that she HAD spent the night with
Hawkins: -_-; Don't try to make sense of it, Akane...
Shinju: ....Dumb story in the first place.
By now it was 10 Am of the Saturday morning,
Akane: Not just any Saturday morning, but THE Saturday morning!
and she decided to go to her house.
She promised Mamoru, that tonight, she had to tell something to him...
Usagi: Yeeeesssss.... something big...
Everyone else: *edges away from Usagi*
Well, she arrived to her home, waited all the afternoon thinking in her Mamo-chan,
Hawkins: *coughs* IN her Mamo-chan? Uhhh....
Akane: Good lord!!
Dran: HOLY CARP!!
Hawkins: *coughs to hide a laugh* Carp...?
Shinju: ....*thinking* I will refrain from commenting.. I will refrain from commenting.
Dran: *Holds up a fish with a halo over it's head* Yes, Holy Carp, want some??
and she couldn't wait more...
Usagi: ...so she waited less! ^_^
She desired him...
Akane: Like I desire the plague! >.<
Dran: Someone mention me?
She ran to the bathroom, grabbed a hentai magazine she had
hidden under her bed, and she
started to read, thinking on last night happenings...
Hawkins: Okay, okay... so FIRST Mamoru and Usagi were
thinking ON each other, THEN
Usagi was thinking IN her Mamoru... and NOW she's thinking ON "last night happenings"...
Usagi: "Last Night Happenings"... a cheesy porn flick, maybe?
Dran: *hands on his hips* and where was I during all this?
Akane: *gives Dran a look*
Dran:*giggles like a school girl*
She needed it, she just needed another
Akane: --Chocolate shake!! Pleeeeeease tell me it's a
Shinju: Killing spree?
Hawkins: *weakly* Close enough...?
Dran: *pats Hawkins shoulder* nope~!
She pulled down her skirt and her panties,
Usagi: And her socks, and her chastity belt, and her--
Akane: Er, we get the point, Usagi...
and she started to touch her
Usagi: My WHAT??
Hawkins: Uh... what exactly does "dampy" mean...?
Akane: -_-; It can only get worse from here...
Dran: *get's out an umbrella*
In the mag there were man with huge cocks... just like Mamo-chan.
Akane & Hawkins: *burst into hysterical laughter*
Usagi: Heyyy!!! *sniffles* Don't be mean to my Mamo-chan...
Shinju: ..when could she get a hold of that thing in the first place? -_-;;
This turned Usagi even more,
Usagi: *monotone* Yes... oh yes... I am so horny.
Akane: Uh oh, I think the fic's getting to her...
and she inserted her finger deeply into her
Akane: *gives Scott a funny look*
Dran: *shoves his finger in his nose* and this does what...?
Shinju: Well, you end up with a dirty finger.
vagina, at a time where she felt in heaven.
Hawkins: Akane, does that make any sense to you?
Akane: Not a bit... Usagi?
Usagi: *mutters* I am soooo gonna moondust this author...
Shinju: Where'll you dump the dust afterwards?
Dran: *blonde moment again* Your gonna do what to whose what now?
The bathroom air was filled with a musky scent from her juices,
Usagi: For god's sake, open a window!!
Dran: *Throws a gas-mask on*
her clit was totally swollen and red,
Hawkins: Somehow that doesn't sound very arousing.
Actually, it sounds
and she pulled and grabbed it,
Akane & Usagi: O.o SHE WHAT!?
Hawkins: Now THAT sounds really painful.
Akane: Uh, you can't just pull and grab something like that...
Dran: Uh... *tips over, shivering*
caring for it like a pro...
All: *hysterical laughter*
Hawkins: And how do you care for it like a pro?
Akane: *laughs* [advertisement voice] Do YOU care for your clit like a pro?
and suddenly, everyrthing felt
Hawkins: Masturbating will do that for you, or so I hear.
Usagi: Not that YOU would know anything about that, right?
Hawkins: Of course not! Geeeeeeeez! ^_^;
Akane: *lets out a muffled giggle*
the cold of her hands alongside with the warmth of her hot pussy...
Akane: Un-hand Luna, knave!!
She came, and what a cum it was...
She still felt the need of Mamo, and when she was going out of her bathroom,
Hawkins: Is that anything like going out of her mind?
Raye appeared on the scene...
Akane: With no warning or reason whatsoever...
Dran: Isn't that how it always happens?
"What happened Usagi, do you feel right?" said Raye, looking at her forehead, all sweat
"N. No. Nothing... what are you doing here?" asked Usagi confused and quite embarassed...
Hawkins: Er... why is she talking like that?
Usagi: And who are Confused and Quite Embarrassed, and WHAT are they doing in my house?
"I just came to tell you something..." replied Raye and continued with the following:
Akane: (Rei) *flatly* I know about what you and Mamo-chan
have been doing, and if
you don't give me fifty bucks right now, I'm telling your "fathers"...
Dran: *giggles like a school girl once again*
"I. I just don't know how to tell this to you, but...
I. I have felt the need of telling this
to you, ahem, since months ago, and...
Usagi: (Rei) I'm going to take some grammer lessons!
ummm, how will I explain it to you!" (sigh)
Hawkins: *clears throat* And, uh, how does she pronounce
and why does she say "sigh"??
Akane: The sigh is outside of the quotations, and... it's in brackets because... that's the
author, realizing what a piece of s*** they wrote!
Hawkins: ...You made that up on the spot, didn't you?
Akane: ^_^; Yes, I'm quite proud of myself.
"Mamo-chan and I fucked... and he loves both of us, but..." (sigh, sigh)
Usagi: *seething* WHAT did you say?
Akane: Uh oh...
Hawkins: *hides under his seat*
Dran: HOLY FISHSTICKS!!! never saw that coming... *giggles and snickers*
Shinju: (Rei) But I say it's grand time for us to fight it out for his affection!
"W. WH. WHA. WHAT!!!" cried Serena
Usagi: My thought exactly!!!
Shinju: ...Um....who's Serena? How'd she get here?
"That's not why I am crying, I just got a puff in my eye..." replied Raye...
Akane: You shouldn't be smoking, Rei.
"Cheer up Usagi, I'm here because Mamoru want to take
us, both, tonight..." added Raye and
Hawkins: (Rei) But I bitch-slapped that hentai and told
him to get lost!
"The thing I can't say... H. How am I supposed to tell this... Usagi..."
Usagi: Uh, wow... why am I Usagi AND Serena...?
Akane: Maybe Serena's your evil doppleganger and SHE was the one who let
Mamoru boff her...
Dran: *keeps his mouth shut*
"What Raye, please don't cry more..?" asked Usa
Hawkins: (Rei) Yeah, actually that's exactly what I was
going to say. Well,
bye, Usagi! *leaves*
"I. I. I love you, I desire you..." argued Raye, kindda exaspered
All: ...... O.o;
Akane: I'm feeling "kindda exaspered" today, guys.
Usagi: *grits teeth* I'm feeling VERRY EXASPERED...
Usagi couldn't hide it...
Usagi: She was NOT interested in her friends that way.
Hawkins: Oh come on, can you honestly say you never thought about it?
Usagi: No!! Did YOU fantasize about YOUR friends??
Dran: I ain't saying a thing... *pulls out a camera and incriminating photos of everyone*
Shinju: *looks at Dran* May I have copies of those photos?
She also liked Raye, since she saw her first, but she
couldn't tell her just as plain as a day,
Akane: So she told her plain as night. ^_^;
she waited for this moment to come, and in her
interior, she's happy as hell.
Hawkins: Strange... this fic associates happy with hell.
Akane: It FEELS like I'm in hell just reading this...
Dran *get's out a fan and puts his umbrella back up*
Shinju: In her interior? Why not her exterior?
In fact, she wanted to do it with Mamoru and the rest of the Senshis...
Usagi: *sighs* Why am I always written like this?
Hawkins: *evil little grin* Maybe it's just something about you, Usagi...
(Akane calmly hands Usagi her mallet, and the blonde proceeds to whack Scott
over the head)
6:00 Pm, the same Saturday...
All: A time that will live on in infamy...
Both of them went to Mamo's house.
Akane: *sings* To Mamo-chan's house we go, to Mamo-chan's
house we go...
They were walking happily on the street, hand taken
(all the people were seeing them, thinking "Whew, that's hot. Two perfect, school lesbos...").
Hawkins: Uh, yeah... that's what I always think when I see
two girls walking somewhere together.
Usagi: *wipes the dripping sarcasm up*
Dran: That just sounds.... sad...
After a short walk, they reached his house. He opened the
door and they entered. Raye told
Mamo-chan that she loved Usagi, and they wanted to do it, alone, and then with him.
Akane: (author) And I'll write that part really quick so I
can get to the sex!!
Usagi: Kill me now... -_-;;
Shinju: Don't mind me if I do. *prepares to kill Usagi*
He agreed, but with one condition... They should let him watch, to get him excited...
Shinju: ...and to get a heart attack, ending the story right now. *starts to leave, but is pulled back*
Raye stomped on Usagi, on the bed...
Hawkins: The hell!?
Akane: Ummm.... that's just... not right...
Usagi: *wails* I'm not into that!!
Dran: *gets out his Camera*
She pulled her sweater of,
Akane: Sweater of what??
Dran: Someone needs a spell check.... *L*
and then she started to smell
the round, teen breasts of Usagi.
Hawkins: I'm sorry, that just sounds wrong.
Akane: Phew!! *holds her nose*
Usagi: ...Rei's into some weird stuff. O.o;
She cupped both of them and Usagi moaned. Raye inserted
finger between the mounds, under the bra, and with a swift move, she lifted them, revealing
her cherry colored, stiff nipples.
Usagi: Is it just me, or does it sound like Rei lifted
"Usagi's" breasts and found nipples UNDER them?
Dran: That's wrong Usagi... *whack!*
She started to play with them, twisting and pinching them
with her index finger. Both were blushed.
Mamoru was looking at this, in silence, impressed on how
they do it. Her manhood aroused, and
he keeped her eyes on the lesbo-fest.
Hawkins: *monotone* Yeah, very arousing... *yawns*
Akane: Waitaminute!!! HER eyes!? Mamoru's a WOMAN!?
Usagi: *falls out of her chair*
Dran: Is it just me, or is this making no sense at all?
Raye squirted Usagi's breasts, and played with them all the way...
Usagi: This little piggy went to market, this little piggy
Hawkins: That'll be enough outta you...
Dran: *steals the mallet and starts threatening people*
She licked the channel between them,
Akane: I vote she CHANGES the channel.
and teased the hot nipples with her warm tongue.
All: (tongue) Nyah nyah!!
She, by this, moaned louder and louder each time Raye touched them. They were too sensitive and erect.
Hawkins: Here's a question... what happens when one's
nipples are "too sensitive and erect"?
Akane: They exploooooooode!!!
Usagi: Exploding nipple power, make up!!
Dran: *Touches his nipples... because he can*
Raye looked up, and kissed her in the neck, going up with
each kiss, until she
reached her chin, and she licked it in the sexiest way...
Usagi: Yup... not just any way, but in the SEXIEST way...
Akane: *Makes a loud slurping noise*
Shinju: *makes a face* Honestly, that sounded disgusting.
Dran: The sexiest way, not just for the rich anymore!!
Raye's long hair was falling on Usagi's belly, tickling
her, giving even more satisfaction to
Hawkins: So... Usagi has a hair fetish...
Shinju: Hm.. "the carressings" are getting satisfied?
Then Raye licked Usagi's lips, and penetrated with her
tongue between them,
reaching hers. It was so exciting.
All: EXTREME LICKING ACTION!!!
Akane: -_- I don't find this exciting at all...
Dran: *takes out the Karma Sutra* Maybe they should try this move out....
Usagi lifted her hands, and started to tease Raye, playing
with her perfectly round flesh mounds,
and shaking them with full force.
Akane: Man, you two are a little violent here...
Hawkins: *twitch* If this gets really bad, I'm going home.
Shinju: *cocks head to the side* She's trying to play maracas?
Usagi: ^_^;; Maybe...
Raye now wanted more, and she, in a rush, removed Usagi's
skirt, showing that she wasn't wearing panty. Her pussy was totally aroused, and she spread
her shaved legs in a V shape, giving room to Raye to fulfill her fantasies.
Hawkins: *boredly* It would've been funnier if the author
described Usagi's legs as "more hairy than
a woolly mammoth"...
Usagi: Where did THAT come from? O.o
Hawkins: *sighs* Boredom... isn't this OVER yet??
Dran: I certainly hope not!!!...*snickers*
Shinju: It can be over if we just go away. See? Like this. *tries to leave yet again*
She started to
touch the outer labia, as she heard the cries and yeahs of Usagi. She fisted the already
Usagi: (tv weather forecaster) And the weather today at
the vagina is humid, there will be scattered fistings, and possible
Akane & Hawkins: -_-;;
Dran: *proceeds to use the mallet on Usagi*
and grabbed her warm clit, massaging it with two fingers.
After a minute or
so, tears escaped from Usagi's beautiful eyes, as she blushed and cammed in a espectacular
Hawkins: *french accent* Espectacular!!
Shinju: *baps Hawkins* Don't diss French.
Akane: She... "cammed"...?
Usagi: Heeeeyyy... Usagi IS... "THE CAMERA MAN!" ^_^
Now, it was Raye's turn to be taken to the fun.
Akane: (whiney kid) I wanna go to fun!!
Usagi: (ditto) Are we there yeeeeeet??
Dran: [father voice] NO! And if you don't shut up, I'm gonna turn around and it's no FUN FOR YOU!
Usagi pulled Raye's zip off, and her belt, removing her jean and her panty.
Akane: So... she was wearing a zipper...?
Hawkins: *twitches* Damn bad grammer...
Her cunt was shaved and Mamoru was horny as a hungry dog.
Usagi: Well, that was a comparison I didn't need to hear...
Usagi licked her swollen clit, teasing it, reaching a ecstasy for her, and she came a pearl looking juice, a juice Usagi drank...
Hawkins: Observe the power of suggestion... I'm thirsty.
Akane: Gah! O.o;
Mamo-chan couldn't resist it anymore, and she took Usagi by the back door,
Usagi: Shouldn't he knock first?
Akane: *nods* That would be showing proper manners...
Dran: *watches manners fly out the window*
Shinju: ..Mamoru became a girl permanently. -_-
creating an inmense pleasure in her already damp pussy.
Hawkins: Ew... get the cat OUT of the tub.
Usagi: Hey, how'd he get Luna into the tub? Wasn't he just at the back door?
He felt her juices cleaning his cock,
Akane: All purpose cleaner... ugh.
Shinju: ..I don't think anyone'll buy it though.
and Raye stood up and started to play with Mamo's balls. She was massaging the warm sac, getting Mamo hotter.
Usagi: *dumps cold water on Mamo*
Dran: *sings* Burn Mamo burn, flames are getting higher!!
After a few seconds, Mamo reached a nifty orgasm, shooting
his cum all over Usagi and Raye.
They drank it all, tasting the flavor of their man.
Hawkins: Seconds? Geez.... he's not even a minute
Akane: *laughs* A "nifty" orgasm?
They were all tired after this fuckin' party, and they
relaxed, and saw how much they needed
them. They loved each other...
Usagi: And apparently the author ran out of
"g's" before the end of the fic, thus having to substitute
Dran: It's cheap... couldn't afford a G since it cheap porn... *nodnod*
They slept the night together, hoping for a new adventure, soon...
Hawkins: A flatline... very appropriate...
By now this is my favorite Lemon (of those mine of
course). Send comments, blames or praises to:
Usagi: ...I'm NEVER reading another lemon about me again!
Hawkins: *mumbles something about e-mail bombs and wanders off to find his laptop*
Dran: *Sighs happily and goes off to develop his pictures*
Akane: *looks around and wonders where Shinju disappeared to*
"She pulled down her skirt and panties, and started to touch her dampy cunt."