MSTer's Note: Welcome to the next chapter in this scary endevour--LQ's epic prologue! *rolls eyes* It ject gets more and more painful, guys, but I'm trying to get through it! There were some typos and a missing word in the last chapter... ^^;; Sorry about that! >_<
Disclaimer: Same as the last part... *too lazy to type it again* The new characters (Cat, Dee, Cheesie #1 and Cheesie #2) belong to me. Though Cheesie #1 might argue that point...
Anyway, onto the MST!! Enjoy!
<In Genocide's Basement...>
(The door opens and two voices are heard)
Genocide: (desperately) Guys!! Don't shut the--
(the sound of the basement door closing is heard)
Genocide: ...Door. -_- God dammit!
(A short young woman wearing a skimpy halter top, and a tall young man in military fatigues both come down the stairs)
Woman: What were you sayin', Genocide?
Genocide: *groans* We're locked in... I was hoping you wouldn't shut the door, Dee.
Woman (Dee): ...Oh. Sorry.
(Etienne moves so Dee and Cat can enter the room)
Cat: What were you guys doing down here, anyway?
(The young man peers around, then frowns, sighting something distasteful)
Cat: Uh, hey, Genocide... it looks like there's some sorta fuzzy green things moving over there... *points across the room*
(Genocide peers across the room. The moldy cheesies from before are indeed making their way across the room)
Dee: O_O;; Good GOD! When was the last time you cleaned??
Jesse: *mutters* Try NEVER.
Etienne: (attempting to avoid a fight) Hey, guys! Wanna help us tear apart this badfic we found in a box of fanfics?
(Cat peers over Etienne's shoulder at the fic)
Cat: Wow... look at all those author's notes... O_o;
Jesse: Yeah, you missed THAT little gem.
(Dee settles into a sitting position on the floor, and Cat sits down beside her)
Dee: It's not like we have anything else to do... ^_^;;
Cat: Let's riff away! ^_^
(Everyone gets comfortable and prepares to tear up the fic!)
Cat: ...Of insanity!
Dreams come in many forms.
Dee: Well, DAMN... sounds like she's about to get all philisophical on our asses!
Genocide: Heh heh....
Etienne: ...You're creeping me out.
Jesse: Like the one with the clowns, the cotten candy, and Barbara Walters??
(Everyone looks at Jesse oddly)
Jesse: (defensively) What?? It was a nightmare!
some very realistic, even ones that feelsvery real.
Genocide: Bring on the translater!!
Cat: Well, if something is realistic, doesn't it generally feel real??
Dee: Shhh! You're ruining LQ's propaganda technique!!
A dream may come to us from happy events, or even stem from bad events in our lives.
Jesse: Do we CARE??
Some come to us as a pleasure dream
Genocide: *lecherous grin*
Etienne: *leans away* Ummm...??? O_o;;
Genocide: *winks at Etienne*
Etienne: Gah!!! O_O;
Jesse: ...*gives Genocide "The Look"*
and some come as nightmares.
Jesse: *shudders* As long as they don't involve Barbara Walters...
Some become vague memories after time,
Dee: I have a feeling this fic won't be one of those.
while some stay very rich in our minds.
This is a story about a dream that I had.
Etienne: A sick, twisted dream!
Genocide: A dream that would haunt FF.Net for generations to come! O_o
A dream that became more dreams. A dream that would end one night then resumes the next.
Jesse: Resumes the next what?
It became like a second life.
Dee: Hooboy. This gal is a real head case...
Ever since I became a Zelda fan, I grew an interest in Link. I thought of him as the perfect man.
Genocide: *latches onto the nearest person, who happens to be Jesse* I'm scared!! O_O
Jesse: ...Please let go of me. o_O;;
Genocide: Eh heh... ^^;; Sorry...
One that you could not find of this world.
Dee: Maybe because he's made of pixels, sweetheart.
I thought of him as a man that should have been.
Etienne: But he is. He just happens to be a video game character...
The more that he attracted my attention the more I became more attracted to him.
Cat: (Link's Queen) And the more I felt this strange urge to repeat myself! To say the same things more than once...
I felt like there was a connection between him and me. Then he became a part of me,
Genocide: (LQ) And we merged into some horrible hybrid creature with bad english and the urge to talk to geckos!
Jesse: (LQ) Yes... he became a part of me when we accidentally picked up the super glue instead of the lube. Yeah, we sure had a hard time explaining THAT to the doctor...
and after that I fell deeply in love with him.
Etienne: (LQ) Well, I thought it was love. Maybe it was just gas... I'm always getting those to mixed up!
I know that may sound queer
Genocide: Okay, what IS her fascination with the word "queer"!?
to you but love is a mysterious
Etienne: (LQ)--And strangely gassy thing.
thing and should not be taken lightly. Love is a very strong emotion, an emotion that should be treasured. Love comes from the heart, but when it takes hold, it's got you.
Etienne: Yeesh! What's with all those commas!?
Genocide: (nervously) Etienne...? Remember the pauses in that ReBoot lemon...?
Etienne: O_O No... no way...
Genocide: *whispers* ...Shatner's back.
(A crash is heard in the distance, and an unidentified female voice is heard)
Voice: God DAMN it! I can't keep repairing this Fourth Wall!!
I quite don't understand it myself,
Cat: ...Then why are you writing about it??
but I do know that when I first laid
Genocide: AHHHHHHHHH!!! I don't want to hear this!!
Cat: *covers his eyes*
my eyes upon Link I fell in love with him.
Dee: *nudges Genocide and Cat* Guys, it's okay... it was just a false alarm.
My heart just told me it was right.
Cat: (LQ) Or was that left? I always get those two mixed up.
Told me he was the one,
Dee: (LQ) The one I just HAD to write bad SI lemons about!
the one I had been searching for.
Jesse: She sounds like a stalker!
Ever since then I have felt that it was destiny that has brought me to him. Even in my mind it feels the same.
Genocide: Well, where ELSE would it feel that way...? *looks vaguely confused*
I don't consider myself any different from anyone else. Though I have love for someone that is not really there,
Jesse: (LQ) I swear, I'm no different from anyone else! Really!!
he will always remain very real to me inside my heart and in my mind.
Dee: You are entering a dimension not of sight or sound, but of a warped mind. You are entering... the Mary Sue Zone.
Cat: *hums the Twilight Zone music*
Even to this day I still love him. He has kept me very happy.
Etienne: Very very happy?
Genocide: (LQ) VERY very very happy... *wink*
He has made me happy when I was sad. He has made me feel stronger about myself. He has even taken care of me in ways that no one else can.
Dee: This chick is starting to freak me out.
Jesse: Sounds like she's having some lucid halucinations.
Even though I have feelings for him, I'm not any different from the rest of you.
Cat: (LQ) Even though I'm in LOVE with a video game character, and have lucid halucinations--er, dreams--about him... I'm no different than anyone else!
I will always hold him close to me
Genocide: And love him and pet him and call him George! ^_^
in my heart. He is still on my mind
Jesse: Must be getting kinda heavy... *rimshot*
and I still have dreams.
Cat: Gee, what a coincidence! I still have dreams, too!
The connection stills remains strong,
Etienne: I KNEW she wouldn't be able to keep going without mangling a sentence!!
and the dreams very real.
Dee: (LQ) I feel the need to mention this one more time.... VERY REAL.
I lived an entire life with Link in Hyrule.
Genocide: ...But let's ignore the fact the Hyrule and Link DON'T EXIST!!! *hyperventilates*
Etienne: Whoa, calm down...
All stemming from a series of dreams. Dreams that I want to have. Dreams that I make happen.
Jesse: (LQ) Dreams that I will force you to listen to.
From the first day I met him, to the birth of our first child, to even the days when Link and I prepared our family in the event that Gannon should return.
Cat: (LQ) I continued to bore you with these delusional events.
Dee: (LQ) And will continue to bore you for as long as I can.
This book is based on my inner life.
A second life lived in a far away land in another time line in another dimension.
Dee: Yes. The... Mary Sue Zone.
Jesse: Brace for impact, everyone...
Etienne: Yeah, the prologue's almost over....
A tale of love, passion,
Cat: ...Obsession, scarieness...
Dee: Self insertion and lemons...
despair and hope. I enjoyed my inner life.
All: *shudder again*
I looked forward to going to sleep to it every night. And I look forward to ones that will come,
Genocide: Is that a double entendre??
because LOVE WILL NEVER DIE.
All: STOP SHOUTING AT US!!!
(Genocide sighs and puts down the fic for a moment)
Genocide: Man, this is... painful!
Etienne: Yeah, I mean... how long can it possibly TAKE to get to the fic itself!?
Jesse: ...Do we really WANT to see the fic??
(There is a rustling sound in the background, but no one seems to notice)
Dee: Well... it's morbid curiosity, now.
Cat: Yeah, I just HAVE to see the horror that this girl has created...
(The camera pans and the source of the faint noises is revealed... The moldy, moving cheesies have set up a mini base behind a pile of boxes! It appears they have somehow evolved, and developed... intelligence!)
Cheesie #1: (high, nasal voice) We've done it! Now we can get our true revenge on that fool for trying to eat us! *evil laughter*
Cheesie # 2: (stoner voice) Uh, yeah... hey, dude, I think I've got the munchies...
Cheesie #1: ...Shut up. You're ruining my moment of glory.
(Well, okay... maybe I was wrong about the intelligence...)
End Notes: AHH! Painful! *sob* ...But kinda fun. =P I hope everyone enjoys this... I can't wait to see what LQ herself will have to say when she sees this... *giggles* She'll probably accuse me of being Tilly! Anyhoo, I just wanna give thanks to my "Bold Formatter"... ^_^ Without her, this wouldn't be possible!
Stinger: "I don't consider myself any different from anyone else. Though I have love for someone that is not really there..."