MSTer's Note: Welcome to the next chapter in this scary endevour--LQ's epic prologue! *rolls eyes* It ject gets more and more painful, guys, but I'm trying to get through it! There were some typos and a missing word in the last chapter... ^^;; Sorry about that! >_<

 

Disclaimer: Same as the last part... *too lazy to type it again* The new characters (Cat, Dee, Cheesie #1 and Cheesie #2) belong to me.  Though Cheesie #1 might argue that point...

 

Anyway, onto the MST!! Enjoy!

 

 

 

<In Genocide's Basement...>

 

(The door opens and two voices are heard)

 

Genocide: (desperately) Guys!! Don't shut the--

 

(the sound of the basement door closing is heard)

 

Genocide: ...Door. -_- God dammit!

 

(A short young woman wearing a skimpy halter top, and a tall young man in military fatigues both come down the stairs)

 

Woman: What were you sayin', Genocide?

Genocide: *groans* We're locked in... I was hoping you wouldn't shut the door, Dee.

Woman (Dee): ...Oh.  Sorry.

 

(Etienne moves so Dee and Cat can enter the room)

 

Cat: What were you guys doing down here, anyway?

 

(The young man peers around, then frowns, sighting something distasteful)

 

Cat: Uh, hey, Genocide... it looks like there's some sorta fuzzy green things moving over there... *points across the room*

 

(Genocide peers across the room.  The moldy cheesies from before are indeed making their way across the room)

 

Dee: O_O;; Good GOD! When was the last time you cleaned??

Jesse: *mutters* Try NEVER.

Genocide: Heeeyyy....

Etienne: (attempting to avoid a fight) Hey, guys! Wanna help us tear apart this badfic we found in a box of fanfics?

 

(Cat peers over Etienne's shoulder at the fic)

 

Cat: Wow... look at all those author's notes... O_o;

Jesse: Yeah, you missed THAT little gem.

 

(Dee settles into a sitting position on the floor, and Cat sits down beside her)

 

Dee: It's not like we have anything else to do... ^_^;;

Cat: Let's riff away! ^_^

 

(Everyone gets comfortable and prepares to tear up the fic!)

 

 

Prologue

 

Cat: ...Of insanity!

 

       Dreams come in many forms.

 

Dee: Well, DAMN... sounds like she's about to get all philisophical on our asses!

 

Some good,

 

Genocide: Heh heh....

Etienne: ...You're creeping me out.

 

some bad,

 

Jesse: Like the one with the clowns, the cotten candy, and Barbara Walters??

(Everyone looks at Jesse oddly)

Jesse: (defensively) What?? It was a nightmare!

 

some very realistic, even ones that feelsvery real.

 

Etienne: "feelsvery"??

Genocide: Bring on the translater!!

Cat: Well, if something is realistic, doesn't it generally feel real??

Dee: Shhh! You're ruining LQ's propaganda technique!!

 

A dream may come to us from happy events, or even stem from bad events in our lives.

 

Jesse: Do we CARE??

 

Some come to us as a pleasure dream

 

Genocide: *lecherous grin*

Etienne: *leans away* Ummm...??? O_o;;

Genocide: *winks at Etienne*

Etienne: Gah!!! O_O;

Jesse: ...*gives Genocide "The Look"*

 

and some come as nightmares.

 

Jesse: *shudders* As long as they don't involve Barbara Walters...

 

Some become vague memories after time,

 

Dee: I have a feeling this fic won't be one of those.

 

while some stay very rich in our minds.

 

Cat: ...Unfortunately.

 

This is a story about a dream that I had.

 

Etienne: A sick, twisted dream!

Genocide: A dream that would haunt FF.Net for generations to come! O_o

 

A dream that became more dreams. A dream that would end one night then resumes the next.

 

Jesse: Resumes the next what?

 

It became like a second life.

 

Dee: Hooboy.  This gal is a real head case...

 

Ever since I became a Zelda fan, I grew an interest in Link. I thought of him as the perfect man.

 

(long pause)

 

Genocide: *latches onto the nearest person, who happens to be Jesse* I'm scared!! O_O

Jesse: ...Please let go of me. o_O;;

Genocide: Eh heh... ^^;; Sorry...

 

One that you could not find of this world.

 

Dee: Maybe because he's made of pixels, sweetheart.

 

I thought of him as a man that should have been.

 

Etienne: But he is.  He just happens to be a video game character...

 

The more that he attracted my attention the more I became more attracted to him.

 

Cat: (Link's Queen) And the more I felt this strange urge to repeat myself! To say the same things more than once...

 

I felt like there was a connection between him and me. Then he became a part of me,

 

Genocide: (LQ) And we merged into some horrible hybrid creature with bad english and the urge to talk to geckos!

Jesse: (LQ) Yes... he became a part of me when we accidentally picked up the super glue instead of the lube. Yeah, we sure had a hard time explaining THAT to the doctor...

 

and after that I fell deeply in love with him.

 

Etienne: (LQ) Well, I thought it was love.  Maybe it was just gas... I'm always getting those to mixed up!

 

        I know that may sound queer

 

Genocide: Okay, what IS her fascination with the word "queer"!?

 

to you but love is a mysterious

 

Etienne: (LQ)--And strangely gassy thing.

 

thing and should not be taken lightly. Love is a very strong emotion, an emotion that should be treasured. Love comes from the heart, but when it takes hold, it's got you.

 

Etienne: Yeesh! What's with all those commas!?

Genocide: (nervously) Etienne...? Remember the pauses in that ReBoot lemon...?

Etienne: O_O No... no way...

Genocide: *whispers* ...Shatner's back.

(A crash is heard in the distance, and an unidentified female voice is heard)

Voice: God DAMN it! I can't keep repairing this Fourth Wall!!

 

I quite don't understand it myself,

 

Cat: ...Then why are you writing about it??

 

but I do know that when I first laid

 

Genocide: AHHHHHHHHH!!! I don't want to hear this!!

Cat: *covers his eyes*

 

my eyes upon Link I fell in love with him.

 

Dee: *nudges Genocide and Cat* Guys, it's okay... it was just a false alarm.

 

My heart just told me it was right.

 

Cat: (LQ) Or was that left? I always get those two mixed up.

 

Told me he was the one,

 

Dee: (LQ) The one I just HAD to write bad SI lemons about!

 

the one I had been searching for.

 

Jesse: She sounds like a stalker!

 

Ever since then I have felt that it was destiny that has brought me to him. Even in my mind it feels the same.

 

Genocide: Well, where ELSE would it feel that way...? *looks vaguely confused*

 

I don't consider myself any different from anyone else. Though I have love for someone that is not really there,

 

Jesse: (LQ) I swear, I'm no different from anyone else! Really!!

 

he will always remain very real to me inside my heart and in my mind.

 

 

Dee: You are entering a dimension not of sight or sound, but of a warped mind. You are entering... the Mary Sue Zone.

Cat: *hums the Twilight Zone music*

 

Even to this day I still love him. He has kept me very happy.

 

Etienne: Very very happy?

Genocide: (LQ) VERY very very happy... *wink*

 

He has made me happy when I was sad. He has made me feel stronger about myself. He has even taken care of me in ways that no one else can.

 

Dee: This chick is starting to freak me out.

Jesse: Sounds like she's having some lucid halucinations.

 

Even though I have feelings for him, I'm not any different from the rest of you.

 

Cat: (LQ) Even though I'm in LOVE with a video game character, and have lucid halucinations--er, dreams--about him... I'm no different than anyone else!

 

I will always hold him close to me

 

Genocide: And love him and pet him and call him George! ^_^

 

in my heart. He is still on my mind

 

Jesse: Must be getting kinda heavy... *rimshot*

 

and I still have dreams.

 

Cat: Gee, what a coincidence! I still have dreams, too!

 

The connection stills remains strong,

 

Etienne: I KNEW she wouldn't be able to keep going without mangling a sentence!!

 

and the dreams very real.

 

Dee: (LQ) I feel the need to mention this one more time.... VERY REAL.

 

        I lived an entire life with Link in Hyrule.

 

Genocide: ...But let's ignore the fact the Hyrule and Link DON'T EXIST!!! *hyperventilates*

Etienne: Whoa, calm down...

 

All stemming from a series of dreams. Dreams that I want to have. Dreams that I make happen.

 

Jesse: (LQ) Dreams that I will force you to listen to.

 

From the first day I met him, to the birth of our first child, to even the days when Link and I prepared our family in the event that Gannon should return.

 

Cat: (LQ) I continued to bore you with these delusional events.

Dee: (LQ) And will continue to bore you for as long as I can.

 

This book is based on my inner life.

 

All: *shudder*

 

A second life lived in a far away land in another time line in another dimension.

 

Dee: Yes.  The... Mary Sue Zone.

Jesse: Brace for impact, everyone...

Etienne: Yeah, the prologue's almost over....

 

A tale of love, passion,

 

Cat: ...Obsession, scarieness...

Dee: Self insertion and lemons...

 

despair and hope. I enjoyed my inner life.

 

All: *shudder again*

 

I looked forward to going to sleep to it every night. And I look forward to ones that will come,

 

Genocide: Is that a double entendre??

 

because LOVE WILL NEVER DIE.

 

All: STOP SHOUTING AT US!!!

 

(Genocide sighs and puts down the fic for a moment)

 

Genocide: Man, this is... painful!

Etienne: Yeah, I mean... how long can it possibly TAKE to get to the fic itself!?

Jesse: ...Do we really WANT to see the fic??

 

(There is a rustling sound in the background, but no one seems to notice)

 

Dee: Well... it's morbid curiosity, now.

Cat: Yeah, I just HAVE to see the horror that this girl has created...

 

(The camera pans and the source of the faint noises is revealed... The moldy, moving cheesies have set up a mini base behind a pile of boxes! It appears they have somehow evolved, and developed... intelligence!)

 

Cheesie #1: (high, nasal voice) We've done it! Now we can get our true revenge on that fool for trying to eat us! *evil laughter*

Cheesie # 2: (stoner voice) Uh, yeah... hey, dude, I think I've got the munchies...

Cheesie #1: ...Shut up. You're ruining my moment of glory.

 

(Well, okay... maybe I was wrong about the intelligence...)

 

End Notes: AHH! Painful! *sob* ...But kinda fun. =P  I hope everyone enjoys this... I can't wait to see what LQ herself will have to say when she sees this... *giggles* She'll probably accuse me of being Tilly! Anyhoo, I just wanna give thanks to my "Bold Formatter"... ^_^ Without her, this wouldn't be possible!

 

Stinger: "I don't consider myself any different from anyone else. Though I have love for someone that is not really there..."